What It Is: One of the strangest movies I have ever seen. And that says a lot!Why I Watched It: The plot synopsis mentioned "slut turned brainiac . . . walked off with George W. Bush's finger . . . in this surreal sexploitation romp." Why would I not watch it?
What I Thought: One of the most frustrating things about being a "movie guy" is that the movies I most want to tell people about are usually the hardest to explain. C'est la vie!
Sachiko Hanai is a cult hit from the Japanese softcore genre known as "pink film." First there's a hooker that witnesses a black market deal and gets a bullet in the head for her trouble. Then the hooker wakes up a genius and wanders off with the black market object being sold. She then has sex with a lot of people, discovers the object is actually the cloned finger of President Bush, she has sex with the finger, and then decides to use it to remote trigger the world's nuclear devices.
There you go. What more could you possibly want to know about such a classy film? *evil grin*
Highlights: The first "money shot" has more "money" than I have ever seen, the film's depiction of W is simply priceless, a rape scene involves a cloned finger with a mind and mobility of it's own, and G.I. Joe figures are used to represent the American military.
Who Should See It: Only fans of the truly bizarre.
How Soon: Gather some friends that appreciate odd cinema and enjoy 90 minutes of the disturbing, hilarious, and sometimes arousing life of Sachiko Hanai.
4 comments:
I've seen this in my local DVD store and have teetered on buying it a couple of times. I may just do that thanks to your review. Thanks!
holy crap, where has this movie been my whole life?? i guess i'll have to go look it up on amazon. thanks for the review, as always!
Did I send you this one? If not, it was on my list to send. ;) Definitely sounded like something I needed to solicit YOU to review. :)
I found this one all myself actually, Netflix has some hidden wonders if you look hard enough. :-)
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