What It Is: A big budget Korean movie about monstrous serpents searching for the ultimate power.Why I Watched It: Explosions plus dragons equals awesome. Still, I wasn't exactly rushing to theater, but my friend convinced me to see it on a lark.
What I Thought: I shouldn't have bothered. It was schlock. Take a really bad 70s kung fu flick, add it to the horrible Dungeons & Dragons movie, and you have D-War.
It sucked!
Highlights: The terrible dialogue led me to believe Engrish had been translated into bad English.
Who Should See It: People that deserve to be punished.
How Soon: As soon as they do something awful enough to deserve quality cinema like D-War.
2 comments:
Yeah, but... what does "shlock" mean??
schlock
–adjective
1. Also, schlocky. cheap; trashy: a schlock store.
–noun
2. something of cheap or inferior quality; junk.
;-)
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