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Friday, April 18, 2008

Lament for Contact Lenses...

Why god, why . . . did they take away the third hottest trait of hottest cartoon character ever?




Oh God-of-Old-School-Cartoon-to-Shiny-New-Movie-Conversions...

You didn't fail me with Transformers. Movie Optimus Prime had the exact same voice as cartoon Optimus did. I humbly ask but one more favor of you.

Please allow movie Baroness's hair to remain as black as her soul and her accent to stay as dead fucking sexy as it was when I was a wee impressionable Cartoon Slut. Do that and she will be the hottest movie character EVER. Your fanboy flock will thank you. I promise.

4 comments:

Brandi said...

You are beyond cute. Why would they put her in the movie if they're not going to do it right?

Jarvis said...

Maybe because getting doing it wrong still leaves us with one of the hottest baddies on film!

Brandon said...

wow, you're an even bigger nerd than i thought.

Rebecca said...

Wow. They even got the costume wrong. That's the one thing that shouldn't change at all based on the actress... and they got it WRONG.

Ultimate FAIL.